A Happy Day
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Today in the what-the-fuck-ever department, we have this new item: Julio was being a GIANT FLAMING ASS PICKLE this afternoon. I’ve spent the last 3 days TRYING to get a release put together, per HIS request, and he’s done absolutely EVERYTHING to prevent me from doing it. What tricks does he pull from his pickled buttocks today? He sits down at 5:10, as I am just finishing up burning the first of the two final test CDs that I will thoroughly test tomorrow (note how marvelously I have managed my time so that I am finishing up just at quitting time), and he proceeds to denegrate every aspect of my work. “People won’t understand that.” “I wouldn’t say that.” “I need to reword this text.” “That’s too confusing.” “That error message needs to be simpler.” WELL WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANY OF THIS BEFORE?? IT’S BEEN RIGHT THERE WHERE ANYONE COULD LOOK AT IT FOR WEEKS!! GAAAAA! MY DESPAIR HAS TURNED INTO A SEARING PSYCHOLOGICAL PAIN!! OW! OW! OW!
And as if that weren’t enough, THREE fucking retarded bugs appeared while he was sitting there, prompting him to do his hemming and hawwing routine that doesn’t quite say, “oh God, it’s just as I thought, he’s completely incompetant, who knows how many bugs are in his crappy code, I need to watch him every second to make sure he doesn’t screw up, but how can I say it in a nice way?” but certainly implies it. Fortunately, he assured me that he would test the software over the weekend to make sure it’s working right.
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