Virgil Goode: Cervical Savior

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RICHMOND, VA - Pregnant women of America can sleep sounder knowing that Virgil Goode is the only Congressman willing to take a stand against the growing problem of Muslims slapping gynecologists. As reported by Spank That Donkey, a wave of Muslim violence directed at male gynecologists has recently spread across the country of France, with nearly a single incident being reported in one Paris hospital. In that incident, an enraged Muslim, upset that his wife was treated after childbirth by a male doctor instead of the female doctor that he requested, attacked his wife’s gynecologist, hurling verbal insults, and viciously slapping and shoving him. The Muslim was eventually arrested and jailed by police, but not before his rampage ended with no one hurt or killed. The victim, however, suffered acute bruises to his ego, saying the Muslim’s insults were damaging to his fragile psyche.

Here in America, Rep. Goode has long expected Muslims to rise up and strike at maternity wards across the country, which has been viewed as a vulnerable area in our national security strategy. Goode’s tough plan to reduce Muslim immigration, however, will ensure that no American women or gynecologists will ever have to suffer at the hands of an abusive spouse again.

Thomas Krehbiel writes The Krehbiel Strikes Back, a generally centrist commentary on news, media, politics, and culture.

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