Endgame Viable

Just when you thought there wasn’t enough propaganda in the world, here comes Hezbollah declaring victory in their little war against Israel. Not only is it a little premature, but it’s sort of like cockroaches declaring they’ve won because they survived a nuclear bomb. Their countryside is ruined, their city’s destroyed, half their population is dead, but they can still crawl out of their underground hiding places and raise their creepy forelimbs in a cheer, so they think they’ve “beaten” the enemy. Stupid lemon-eating terrorists.