Endgame Viable

Another one I didn’t get around to posting yesterday:

So I was watching Bill O’Reilly Monday night just to see Malkin’s reaction to the President’s speech. (Not that there was any doubt about what her reaction would be.) First of all, it’s really hilarious to watch Bill O’Reilly knowing that he must be Colbert’s comedic inspiration. Secondly, I found it hilarious that Malkin was named a “FOX News Analyst.” One has to wonder about what credentials are actually required to obtain that title… it reminds of ordering PhD degrees from the Internet.

I can’t find a transcript of her comments (there’s video of her segment on Hot Air, aka. the Malkinite Church Of Worship, but the segment is not worth looking at again), but at one point she defensively said something like, “nobody’s suggesting we should round up all the illegals and deport them,” in a response to the Democratic party strategist lady whose name I forget.

Okay. Here’s why Malkin is a lying liar telling lies: You don’t have to read too many of her posts on immigration to know that, to her, anything that turns an illegal immigrant into a legal citizen is “amnesty.” So, the only possible ways to appease her on this matter would be to either a) put all 12 million illegal immigrants in jail until they obtain legal citizenship, or b) deport all 12 million illegal immigrants. Hah! Take that!