Total FragAholics Feel the Pain

19 July, 2003. 277 words.

While searching for an old IRC interview with Crayola Clan, I ran across this excerpt from (I think) the Total Fragaholics web page which cracked me up:

4/24/97 - NEW Stuff!

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      <i>- F'n'T Match</i>
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        Tonight night is Clan Total FragAholics match against&#8230;a clan name I can't say without laughing&#8230;Clan Crayola! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! I think we'll wax 'em. We'll just fire a few rockets at 'em, or get 'em near some lava and melt them! hahaha All their members are Crayola colors!! HAHAHAHAHA There's been countless jokes between my clan buds and I. Especially my buds Sabatoge and Krampster. Sab, is a nut. Anywho I gotta get back to my coloring book. hehe =P Hmmm, I wonder what's under their wrappers!? Ew&#8230;sicko!
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                <b>4/25/97 - HUGE NEWS</b>
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                  <i>- Wanker, The -1 Wonder</i>
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                    The F'n'T tourney went terribly. We lost against Crayola. DOH! So we are now out of the Tourney. Dammit! Well on the other hand, I can do stuff on Thur. nights again. hehe Oh well. Thanks Bad Karma for letting me use ur computer, even though your mouse sux. I think he has a rock in there&#8230;he like lost the mouse ball and something. I got a -1 score cuz I kept discharging in the water everytime a freakin' crayon came in the water. hehe So I sat down there waitin' for the bastards. hehe And I got a -1!! hahaha I think I drowned or something. Congrats to the Crayon guys!
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                      <a href="http://www.quakecafe.com/archives/news/043097.htm">Quake Cafe Archives</a>
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