Superbowl Something-or-Another

Live blogging the Superbowl, because people on Facebook would probably be annoyed if I did this on there.

6:17 – Sandy Hook Kids: Oh, Superbowl, you’re always bringing up the depressing stuff and trying to make us cry.

6:22 – Dammit can’t find a good place for the rabbit ears.

6:23 – That was the longest Star-Spangled Banner ever. (Also a good one.)

6:27 – They should mount a camera on the coin to make this more interesting.

6:31 – Hey, I didn’t know they let convicts play football. Hyuk hyuk.

6:34 – I’m really hoping Kaepernick embarrasses himself.

6:39 – Strong drive for the purple guys.

6:40 – Nice touchdown! Bal 7, SF 0.

6:41 – Beer for goths!

6:42 – A great message for the kids. Buy our car, date rape people at the prom.

6:44 – Huh, another buy-car-kick-people’s-ass commercial.

6:44 – GoDaddy… uh, okay.

6:46 – That dude’s got superglue on his gloves.

6:51 – Davis catch: Nice catch, ya bastard.

6:51 – Whoa, did he have possession???

6:53 – 2nd and goal: Nice throw, prison boy. (Not.)

6:53 – 3rd and goal: BAM! Prison boy is down! Bal 7, SF 3.

6:54 – Best Buy: Heh. That was funny.

6:55 – Beer for goths at a costume party.

6:56 – Big Bang Theory: Also the #1 comedy not available for streaming.

6:57 – Oz: Woo! Was that a book?

6:57 – Coke: Totally ripped off that meme. Wonder if they paid for it.

6:58 - Oreo: Trying too hard to be funny. Was played out after 2 seconds.

7:02 – Flaco scramble: WOW!

7:04 – Sack: Doh.

7:06 – FF6: Holy crap that looks awesome for some inexplicable reason.

7:12 – Fumble!

7:13 – My eyes! Can’t unsee!

7:18 – Dickson: Way to stick with it!

7:21 – Touchdown Baltimore. Making it look easy at the moment. Bal 14, SF 3.

7:25 – Trek! That bad guy sounds exactly like Jean Luc Picard.

7:27 – Oh, it’s Superbowl 47.

7:27 – Oh man. First, that was awesome that Kaepernick threw that horrible, horrible pass and made himself look like a total noob. Then, the big fight was pretty stupid.

7:34 – Oh god, rookie kicker.

7:35 – OMG! That was awesome! Except that he didn’t make it. Good call, though.

7:36 – Don’t you just want to punch happy people in the face?

7:39 – Ha! Kaepernick is a-scared!

7:41 – Wilhelm scream in the Coke commercial!!!

7:45 – Taco Bell? Really?

7:48 – ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Bal 21, SF 3.

7:54 – Okay defense. Shut this half down.

7:57 – Bal 21, SF 6 at halftime.

7:58 – Hopefully after this I won’t have to listen to that same 10-second clip of Beyonce anymore.

8:33 – Damn! Talk about a momentum crusher. Bal 28, SF 6 after a 109 yard TD runback from the first kick of the second half.

8:34 – Huh. Lights went out?

8:40 – Damn. This is bad for the Ravens. Giving SF time to regroup.

8:55 – That would be so awesome if they pulled Kaepernick.

9:24 – Well, I guess it was too much to hope that SF wouldn’t score any more. Bal 28, SF 13.

9:26 – Psy nuts: Wow. That meme is so over now.

9:30 – Ugh.

9:32 – Oh dammit. Bal 28, SF 19.

9:35 – PAT. Bal 28, SF 20. I swear to god I will start punching my screen if the Ravens blow this and let the escaped prison convict win.

9:39 – Ravens fumble.. oh god, here we go. They’re going to lose as sure as I’m sitting here.

9:41 – Williams: nice tip saves the TD.

9:43 – Give that kicker an Academy Award. WTF. Bal 28, SF 23.

9:50 – Hey RG3 did you see that? When he hurt his knee HE CAME OUT OF THE GAME.

9:57 – Bal 31, SF 23.

10:03 – Boooooooo. BOOOOOOOOOOO. At least they missed the 2-point. Bal 31, SF 29.

10:21 – Bal 34, SF 29. Kinda losing interest in this game, to be honest. :)

10:34 – Woot! D!

10:45 – Final score Bal 34, SF 31 after an intentional safety. Yay! Now (finally) bed time!