Crash of the Choirs

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About this Clash of the Choirs thing: First of all, it should have been called, Clash of the Pop Music Backup Singers. Calling them “choirs” is an insult to choirs everywhere. They weren’t doing anything remotely resembling the harmonic complexity of real chorale music.

That being said, I rank them as follows: 1. LaBelle, 2. Country Dude I Don’t Know, 3. Boy Band Dude I Don’t Know, 4. R&B Pop Chick I Don’t Know, 5. Bolton (which pains me to say because they had the best song choice).

The question is: Will people vote based on the skill of the choir or the popularity of the celebrity director?

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