Endgame Viable

Now that the situation with Israel, Hezbollah, and Lebanon is completely solved, we can turn our attention to other important news. No, not Iraq, silly. I mean the all-important JonBenet Ramsey case! Because this case is obviously more important than any other case of murdered children in the last 10 years: Everybody knows the pretty young white blond girls — especially the photogenic ones that we have video of — are far more important than anyone else.