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iPod-Ridiculosity

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Okay, this iPod thing is starting to get ridiculous: Levi Strauss debuts iPod-ready jeans. How gullible do people have to be to fall for this? How desperate are these people to throw away their money? I could use some over here..

Kids today! In my day, we didn’t have no damn radios built into our damn jeans! We had to sneak those bulky things into class in our jacket pockets. And believe you me, that’s not as easy as it sounds when the weather is hot and the air conditioners are broken! And no, smartass, we didn’t get to go home when the air conditioners were broken, either. We had to gut our way through the heat exhaustion, while pretending the temperature was seasonably cool, to listen to our music.

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