Read My Book Review Right Now

148 words.

You heard me. Go read it. Right now. It’s in the Essays section. You can’t miss it.

What are you waiting for already? Quit reading this drivel and go read the book review.

Don’t make me come over there. I mean it! You think you’re safe but I know where you live! And I’ll know if you’ve read the book review or not; trust me on that one, my friend! All that talk about Big Brother in Cyberspace isn’t just the paranoid sensationalism of a twisted entertainment news media you know! I can tell what you’re thinking before you even think it, just by typing a few keystrokes on my computer here. Hell, I can even implant thoughts in your cerebrum if I hold down the CTRL key.

So just save yourself all the hassle of me having to control your mind and go read the book review.

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