Identifying As A Gamer, Erratum

I’m not entirely sure what happened, but somehow WordPress posted two different versions of my last post. The RSS feed and the front page shows one version, but the post page itself shows a newer version. I think maybe ScribeFire did something to it. Anyway, I added a paragraph to my answer for question 20 at the last minute and this is what it was supposed to say:

20. Do you identify as a gamer?

Only while playing games and around other gamers. I generally don’t talk about games with “normals” because they think at best it’s weird and at worst it’s self-destructive.

I guess this question is aimed at uncovering my thoughts on the whole “real” gamer controversy. I can understand the need to believe that how one spends their time is important, and I can understand the competitive urge to be better than one’s peers, but I think I’ve outgrown all of that when it comes to video games. The only people that I think deserve to be put into a niche of their own are those kids who fly around the world playing in e-sports LAN tournaments and such.

To further elaborate, I didn’t mean to suggest e-sports tournament players are “real” gamers. I just meant that they are different in the same way that I would classify professional tennis players as different from people who play tennis with their friends on a weekend. The goals are entirely different. One is trying to make a living, and the other is just trying to relax and have fun. Sometimes those things overlap, but in my negligible experience with online gaming tournaments, there’s nothing relaxing about playing solely to win.

‘Cannot Be Tamed’ Gaming Answers

Okay, okay, here’s my answers to the Cannot Be Tamed Gaming Questionnaire. I found many of these questions pretty silly. I feel like writing my own questionnaire with hard-hitting, insightful questions like, “If you were a ferret, what kind of video game controller would you use?”

1. When did you start playing video games? 2. What is the first game you remember playing?

Somewhere around 1980-ish. I don’t remember if I had an Atari 2600 or a TRS-80 Color Computer first, though.

The first game I remember playing (i.e. that was good enough to make a lasting impression) was either Dungeons of Daggorath or a co-op asteroids-clone called Color Meteroids where one person controlled movement and another person controlled firing. (Both CoCo games.)

3. PC or Console? 4. XBox, PlayStation, or Wii? 


I have a PS3 that is still in a moving box unpacked. Even when it was hooked up, all I did was run the Netflix app. At one time I had planned to get an Xbox One but now I think I would get a PS4. I’ve heard the PS4 controller is better.

5. What’s the best game you’ve ever played? 6. What’s the worst game you’ve ever played? 

Who remembers that? For me, it changes all the time. The best game I’ve played in the last couple of months is The Witcher 2. I remember thinking that Bioshock Infinite was the best game ever, but now I barely remember it. Half-Life was a game-changer when it came out. Quake, QuakeWorld, and Quake 2 were the best for a while because I played them “competitively.” Ultima Online was the best for a while because it was the first MMO I ever played. Then Asheron’s Call was the best because it was better than UO.

The worst game wouldn’t even register for me because I generally don’t play games I don’t like. I remember being extremely disappointed with the co-op in the original Baldur’s Gate, though.

7. Name a game that was popular/critically adored that you just didn’t like.

Call of Duty multi-player, any version. I can’t keep up with the kids anymore. Also, I found the introduction of RPG elements into shooters pretty annoying because it made people who played longer even more impossible to beat.

Oh, Lineage II is another one. I quit as soon as I saw it was a click-to-move game.

8. Name a game that was poorly received that you really like.

Recently, ESO. At least until I stopped liking it hehe.

I don’t know if it was poorly received so much as unknown but I like Mortal Online in small doses. It gives me that UO nostalgia feeling. It’s hard to play a full loot, free-for-all PvP game in limited time blocks, though. You really need big chunks of time when there’s the risk of losing everything.

9. What are your favourite game genres?

RPGs and Shooters. Although as I’ve gotten older I don’t play very many shooters, partly because of aging reflexes and partly because every shooter has been basically the exact same game for the last fifteen years.

By the way, I credit Dungeons of Daggorath (mentioned above) with starting my love for both RPGs and Shooters.

10. Who is your favourite game protagonist?

My favourite [sic, hehe] is whatever I’m playing at the time. There’s a long list of protagonists I’ve liked: Altaïr* and Ezio from Assassin’s Creed, the Mass Effect guy whose name I can’t remember off the top of my head, Booker from Bioshock Infinite, Lara Croft in the latest Tomb Raider reboot, the girl in Mirror’s Edge whose name I forgot, some of the Grand Theft Auto characters, the guy from Saint’s Row 3 and 4.

I’ve been fascinated by the people who have responded to this question with “me.” (e.g. TAGN, Belghast) At no point do I ever think that “I” am in these games I’m playing, much in the same way I don’t think “I” am in books I read. Even if I make a game character from scratch, I’m building a character who is distinctly different from me. I might wonder what I would do if I were in the protagonist’s situation, and that might influence how I direct the game character, but that’s about the extent of my connection to the protagonists. (Though I suppose you could say there is some part of me in every character I create.)

11. Describe your perfect video game.

Easy to learn, hard to master. Never repetitious.

12. What video game character do have you have a crush on?

Ha! What a silly question. Maybe the red-head in Dragon’s Age.. Leliana? Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite? Much like novels and movies, if a part is written well, the viewer/reader/player is going to form some kind of attachment to the character. For me it ends when I finish the game, though.

13. What game has the best music? 

I don’t know about “best” but this question reminds that I thought it was super cool that Nine Inch Nails did the soundtrack for Quake.

Video game music unfortunately doesn’t make much of an impact on me, which is weird because I love movie soundtracks. Very often I turn off game music so that I can watch television at the same time.

14. Most memorable moment in a game: 15. Scariest moment in a game: 16. Most heart-wrenching moment in a game:

All of these would come from Olden Days when I played Quake matches with my clan in tournaments. The times we barely won, the times we almost won, things like that. I remember being scared to death in the very first “competitive” match I played, which was a 2 on 2 Capture The Flag match. We came from behind to win that match, so that would be a great candidate for most memorable moment in a game, too. One day I still hope to convert some of these old, old Quake match demos into YouTube videos.

17. What are your favourite websites/blogs about games?

See blogroll. And there are probably tons that I’ve missed because I’m terrible at blogrolls, sorry.

18. What’s the last game you finished? 

The Witcher 2.

19. What future releases are you most excited about? 

Currently, The Witcher 3.

20. Do you identify as a gamer?

Only while playing games and around other gamers. I generally don’t talk about it with “normals” because they think at best it’s weird and at worst it’s self-destructive.

21. Why do you play video games? 

Because it’s cheap and fun. Duh. :)

* Yeah that’s an umlaut, baby! Also a test of utf-8 compatibility.

Neverwinter – Scourge Warlock First Impression

By accident I noticed that Neverwinter released a new update called Tyranny of Dragons, in which they added the very cool-sounding new class Scourge Warlock.

Scourge warlock in action

In terms of gameplay, however, I found the SW a little on the “meh” side. I feel like they might have borrowed a lot from the Control Wizard because it felt very similar to me. (My first level-cap character was a CW.) The main attack is the same kind of triple-bolt spell that the CW uses.

Scourge warlock in action again

I was considerably more impressed by the gameplay of the Hunter Ranger class a while back. (I just now realized, as I went to look for a link to my previous post on the subject, that I never actually posted anything on the Hunter Ranger. Oops. Oh I remember now: I did a stream of it which I didn’t save and is now lost to time.) So if I had to pick one of the two new classes, I would go with the HR.

I will say that the SW does a crap-ton of damage in the first seven levels. It’s sort of like the Trickster Rogue in that regard. You just walk into a room, spam the mouse buttons and a couple of encounter keys, and everything dies around you. Unlike the TR, however, the SW uses a lot of colorful animations to do it.

Speaking of animations, has anyone noticed that the human running animations in Neverwinter are awful?

Overall I was a little disappointed in the Scourge Warlock, at least through level 7. It sounds like it should be a lot cooler than it actually is. Perhaps it gets better later on, but for me, the gameplay wasn’t interesting enough to go through the same repetitive Neverwinter quests again. I still stand by the Great Weapon Fighter as my favorite class in the game.

If you’re wondering, I did not spend the megabucks to try out the Dragonborn race.

P.S. If you are like me and can’t remember how to take screenshots in Neverwinter, you have to /bind it to to the printscreen key manually: /bind sysrq screenshot_jpg. (Of course, you can bind it to whatever key you want.)

ArcheAge – It’s Not A PvP Gank-Fest

This has been bothering me for a while. In the western alpha and beta, ArcheAge has been building a rep as a “ganker” game with a terrible PvP community. I don’t mean to pick on Syp specifically, but I think I snapped and decided to respond to the criticism around the time he posted We Don’t Serve Your Kind Here. If nothing else, that article serves as an excellent representative sample of the reputation ArcheAge is building.

Looking down on the desert

I feel like people are getting the wrong impression of the PvP in ArcheAge. ArcheAge is NOT a free-for-all PvP gank-fest. At least it wasn’t when I played. It’s not like the old Ultima Online, where the moment you stepped out of the city, somebody ganked you to take your newbie clothes just for the fun of it. That kind of ganking does not happen in ArcheAge.

And frankly, ganking like that only happens in a free-for-all game if you are unwise, unwary, and unlucky. If you adopt a little more defensive attitude, it’s fairly easy to avoid ganking in free-for-all games. It’s a bit like how we all have adopted basic defensive postures in our real lives: We don’t walk around city streets naked, waving wads of cash around in our hands; similarly, you don’t go exploring out of the front gate of newbie town in torn cloth and a wooden sword without saving your stuff in the bank first.

But that’s beside the point, because you won’t be ganked outside of newbie town in ArcheAge. You can’t be attacked by the opposite faction while you’re on your own faction’s continent, unless a) you attack first, or b) you’re in a war zone. War zones are clearly marked, so you can’t wander into one accidentally. I believe it’s possible to be attacked by someone of your own faction if that person switches into rage mode (or whatever it’s called), but I personally never witnessed such a crime taking place. If it did happen, that person would immediately be a) killed by others and/or b) reported and jailed.

In any case you wouldn’t lose anything. ArcheAge is also not a full-loot game. With one very important exception: You will drop your trade pack if you happen to be carrying one. (But in the course of normal PvE exploration, you don’t carry trade packs.) One time I was in a (clearly marked) war zone and happened to go AFK. That was a mistake, and I don’t recommend it. When I came back, of course I was dead. It was totally my own fault. I should have logged out. But did I lose anything? Nope. Nothing at all. I just respawned and continued my day as if nothing had happened. It was exactly the same result that would have happened if a PvE mob had come across me AFK.

I played the ArcheAge alpha up to around level 30, so I can only speak to that experience. But in that time, I played almost entirely solo, without the benefit of a gang of guild-mates for protection. I was never ganked or griefed unexpectedly (other than the one case above). I was never attacked by someone of my own faction. Once I saw a high-level person of the other faction wandering around a low-level town. It caused some murmuring in zone chat but he caused no harm at all.

Now I did encounter a few opportunistic PvPers on the ocean, but that’s to be expected because all of the ocean is usually a war zone. (Not always, though.) And I did have some of my plants stolen from me on my home continent. I was experimenting with planting some trees on some “public” land that I thought nobody would find while I was at work. Turns out, somebody found it. Lesson learned: Don’t plant on public land unless you’re going to stand there and defend it.

Syp suggested that ArcheAge open a PvE-only server. It’s worth considering, but I think that would be a poor business decision by Trion for one very big reason: The PvE aspects of ArcheAge aren’t that good. I’m sorry to say it, but the leveling and questing is average at best, and the class system isn’t nearly as flexible as something like Rift. Sure, in the first 10 levels, it seems like a whole new world with the cute growing animals and the rowboats and all. But that feeling of freshness doesn’t last very long. A PvE-only server would probably die out very quickly.

What makes ArcheAge stand out in the long term (in my opinion) is its concept of trading, which (I think) makes it similar to EVE. And without the possibility of pirates stealing your booty, there is nothing at all interesting about running trade goods from one place to another place. It’s just a time sink.

Still, you can carry trade goods around in completely safe areas, in completely safe ways. I did it quite a number of times. You won’t earn tons of money, but you’ll earn enough to pay for a farm at least. It’s kind of relaxing in a way, riding a donkey up and down the roads.

So I guess my point is that even if you hate PvP and gankers, you should still give ArcheAge a try. It’s not nearly as bad as forums and comments and Reddit might lead you to believe. ArcheAge may not be designed for PvE players, but there is plenty of room for PvE. I can vouch for perfect PvE bliss up to level 30. Let’s face it, since we’re all so burned out on MMOs, you’ll probably get bored of it by then and want to leave anyway, so what do you have to lose?

WoW: 10 Years, 10 Questions, 10 Answers

Alternative Chat is asking everyone 10 questions about WoW for a documentary. Most answers that I’ve seen have been coming from semi-hardcore WoW players, but I thought it would be fun to give answers from a non-hardcore WoW player. Plus, it’s good material for a blog post!

10 Years :: 10 Questions

1. Why did you start playing Warcraft?

I started playing in 2006 after I saw the infamous Make Love, Not Warcraft episode of Southpark. I had had a WoW trial CD (yes, a CD!) sitting around for a long time prior to that from (I think) a video card purchase. I was scared to try it, though, because I had previously played Asheron’s Call way too much and I was a little worried I would get sucked into WoW in the same way. (Turns out I didn’t.)

2. What was the first ever character you rolled?

A human warrior named Armsbig, so cleverly-named because human warriors have big arms. As of today, he is level 28. I don’t like warriors much but I keep him around just because he was my first character. He also serves as an interesting reminder of how much faster it is to level now versus 2006.

Later I switched to a night elf hunter for my main, because I was getting very frustrated with Armsbig dying repeatedly in Westfall. Back then if you wanted to solo, a hunter was definitely the easiest way to go.

3. Which factors determined your faction choice in game?

I don’t really remember. I think I picked Alliance initially because I thought it would be hard to explain to my then-wife why I would be playing a weird monster thingy. Also, the Horde races were pretty ugly. I do remember expecting to be in the minority by picking the “good guy” Alliance faction, though.

4. What has been your most memorable moment in Warcraft and why?

Hrm. This is a hard one because I don’t really play that much. I guess it would have to be the first time I saw a raid of Horde players attacking Sentinel Hill in pre-Cataclysm Westfall. I remember being impressed at how many people were involved, and how many corpses lay on the ground afterward. (At the time, I don’t think I had ever seen that many players onscreen at the same time in any game before without severe lagging.) I don’t think I got involved, though; I just stood around watching. (I have always played on a PvE server.)

Ah, ha. I found what I posted about it on November 13, 2006. Sadly, the screenshots have been lost. They were tiny and low-res anyway.

I saw the funniest thing on Undermine last night: A full-blown Horde raid on the Sentinel Tower in Westfall.

This was no small raid, either. This was a coordinated effort by dozens of high-level Horde players. It was quite spectacular to watch — it was like a virtual version of a battle scene from Braveheart.. Fire rained from the sky, arrows flew, swords clashed. There must have been fifty or more people in a mass chaotic melee between the Horde players, Alliance players, and Sentinel guards. It was hilarious.

I can’t imagine why a Horde raiding group would be interested in capturing Sentinel Hill, but it certainly provided me with a great deal of entertainment. I didn’t get involved, though, despite numerous taunts from the Horde raiders. I didn’t see much point in jumping into the middle of a sea of Level ?? Horde players with my puny little Level 17 alt warrior (for non-gamers, that would be like sending a 6-year-old with a pointy stick into a fight against veteran knights wearing plate mail armor). One Level 19 guy standing next to me was dumb enough to join the melee and died about 2 seconds later.

I think the Horde raiders were eventually defeated. I got tired of watching after the first wave of attacks was beaten back, so I wandered off back to my quests.

5. What is your favourite aspect of the game and has this always been the case?

For me, being a more casual WoW player, the best part of WoW is that there is always something new to see. The amount of content in WoW is staggering. Even ten years later, I can still log in and do something I’ve never done before. I can try a race I haven’t played before, or a class I haven’t played before, or go to a zone I’ve never seen before. (Or perhaps forgotten about.) I still haven’t reached level 90 on any character yet so I technically haven’t yet experienced “the endgame.” That’s the main thing that keeps me coming back to WoW.

6. Do you have an area in game that you always return to?

Just the Stormwind bank. :) Other than that, I’m usually in a different place every time I play.

7. How long have you /played and has that been continuous?

I don’t have a subscription right now so I can’t check. :( It has definitely not been continuous though. I don’t think I have ever played WoW continuously for more than three months at a time, and probably not even a year total.

8. Admit it: do you read quest text or not?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I often do grindy stuff in MMOs while watching television or listening to audiobooks, and during those times, I don’t read quest text. If I’m focusing just on the game, I usually read or at least skim the text.

9. Are there any regrets from your time in game?

Nope. Well, I guess I regret never having seen raids from “back in the day.” But I don’t regret keeping all the time and energy that would have gone into that.

10. What effect has Warcraft had on your life outside gaming?

None that I can think of. I’m of an age where talking about video games in real life is frowned upon anyway, so I would never admit to playing Warcraft. :)

The Witcher 2: Skip the Tutorial

It seems like years ago that I bought The Witcher 1 & 2 in one of those deep-discount Steam sales. I spent about 15 minutes playing The Witcher 1 (enough time to watch the opening movie and then get to where I could feel the intense pain of the combat controls), and then never played it again.

The Witcher has a comet!

Lately I’ve started to see some buzz about The Witcher 3, and I see that it’s now available for pre-order on Steam. To my mild surprise, among the blogs I read, the announcement of a third Witcher game has been roughly akin to an announcement about the return of Firefly to television. People seem to love these games, and they are dying for the next one.

So I decided to take another look at The Witcher series. Since I had such a bad experience with the first one, and knowing that the second one had better controls, I just skipped ahead to The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings.

But still, I hated it.

I started with the tutorial, and I tried to play with the mouse and keyboard as I usually do with PC games. It was awful. The interface appeared to be hopelessly complicated. I put it away for a while. Then I tried it another day with an Xbox controller, and found it marginally better, though I still found the tutorial to be awful. I put it away again.

Then I tried it one last time with the controller, but this time I skipped the tutorial.

Suddenly The Witcher 2 turned into a real game!

Despite the ridiculous trope of starting out a prisoner, I found myself drawn into the story almost immediately. And that right there is why I think people love The Witcher: The story. It’s another one of those games where the “game” part kind of gets in the way of the story. I played it on Easy, so I could get through the gaming as fast as possible, because the real meat of the game is in the cut scenes, as far as I’m concerned.

And there are a lot of cut scenes; long, long cut scenes. This is not a game you can play while watching television. It is television. Have a bowl of popcorn handy.

The only down side to The Witcher 2 is that it isn’t long enough. I played for 32 hours and felt like the main story ended rather abruptly.

Anyway, the point is that now I’m a Witcher fanboy too, and anxiously awaiting The Witcher 3 along with everyone else (that trailer is awesome). But if you’re having trouble getting started in The Witcher 2 like I did, I heartily recommend that you skip the tutorial. There is nothing fun about it.

P.S. I went back and tried The Witcher 1 again too. I’ve only made it to Chapter 2, but I’m able to tolerate the horrible interface a little better now that I know there is a good story to see. Also, some of the story in Witcher 2 makes more sense after you play Witcher 1. (Like the whole memory loss thing.)

Congrats Blauggers!

I just wanted to drop in and say congratulations to everyone participating in Blaugust: Belghast’s challenge to post every day during August.

Clearly, I’m not participating, because I’m being a lazy bum this summer. Would that Blaugust had occurred in Blarch or Blay or Blune.

Even if I hadn’t taken a vacation, my daily schedule has been turned upside-down so much that I’m struggling to find the right way to write anymore. The carefully constructed, complicated routine I used to use is out the window now. Now when I want to write something, I just sit down, open up WordPress in whatever computer happens to be nearby, and write. But it feels extremely weird to write that way.

I guess I’m more used to my actions being dictated by the circumstances I find myself in, rather than changing my circumstances to fit the actions I want to take. If that makes any sense. For example, previously, if I found myself sitting around in a quiet part of the day and had access to a computer, I would start writing to pass the time. Now, being at home all day, virtually every moment of the day is quiet, and I have limitless distractions at my fingertips. I have to make a much more determined, conscious effort to set aside time and put myself into a writing frame of mind. After almost three weeks I’m only just starting to get a handle on it.

But that’s not your problem. Go forth and Blaug!

Warlords of Draenor Launches Nov 13, 2014

I don’t really have anything to say about it, though. I just wanted my cleverly-crafted post title to draw you into my blog lair. Ha-ha! I social-engineered you!

(I’ve been reading about copywriting and headlines today. Sorry.)

I will say, though, that I’m a little surprised Warlords of Draenor is shipping so early. I figured it wouldn’t be out until December. I haven’t heard anything but “it’s not ready” from beta testers.